I've wanted to replicate a cherished tradition of a former literature studies professor for several years now. Periodically, she would throw a Bad Literature Party in which attendance was predicated on only one thing: you needed to come with a piece of bad literature to perform or you could bring along a piece of good literature which you would perform badly. For years, I struggled to decide how I could throw my own version given that my apartment is too small to do it justice. Now, it can be done as a legitimate remote experience! My pals are sheltering in place, but they have what it takes to truly wallow in the dubious. - RJ