BAD LITERATURE PARTY (Virual Edition)
I've wanted to replicate a cherished tradition of a former literature studies professor for several years now. Periodically, she would throw a Bad Literature Party in which attendance was predicated on only one thing: you needed to come with a piece of bad literature to perform or you could bring along a piece of good literature which you would perform badly. Below was intended to be the digital, shelter-in-place version of the real-world get-togethers. However, world events occured and made the experiment somewhat innappropriate. The enries that did arrive are below. - RJ
JENNIFER STONE: THE GOONIES
Jennifer has arrived at The Bad Literature Party! A lime White Claw is pressed into her hands and she proceeds to entertain us by reading the role of Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen of THE GOONIES by Chris Columbus.
MARK WOLTERS: UNTITLED
Veteran BLP guest Mark arrives and gets in touch with his inner teen angst. While sipping his 'Dew he he gets to the heart of a truly, truly sad person, Matt Carrol.
THE NEW PLACE
Robin Johnson takes on Hilariously Terrible First Sentences