BAD LITERATURE PARTY (Virual Edition)

I've wanted to replicate a cherished tradition of a former literature studies professor for several years now. Periodically, she would throw a Bad Literature Party in which attendance was predicated on only one thing: you needed to come with a piece of bad literature to perform or you could bring along a piece of good literature which you would perform badly. Below was intended to be the digital, shelter-in-place version of the real-world get-togethers. However, world events occured and made the experiment somewhat innappropriate. The enries that did arrive are below. - RJ

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